Pomeranian needs home

Little Lady Titania is a very docile girl except when her food is nearly ready. THen she scrabbles like mad at my leg with her little claws. Yesterdayt evening she managed to rip a hole in my favourite comfortable trousers so I wasn't best pleasede.

Anyone want to give a naughty little poeranian a home?

She requires a sheepskin for her bed, she likes smoked salmon at least once a week and tuna a couple of times a week. If you are watching a film she likes to stand on your lap gazing into your eyes.

Any takers?

Sold! Ship her over

I am quite sure that you don't really want to part with her.

Alfie says yes please, when's the next train from Wales?

She had her little stick over her shoulder with a little red polka dot handkerchief hlding her belongings. THe train ticket was bought, Alfie's credentials in her paw and she looked at me imploringly and said "oh mummy I do love you".

SAle cancelled

Titania, You and I had that little chat aboutyour mummy being nasty to you and I told you to come straight to Aunty Charlie didn't I. So what if you made a hole in mummie's trousers, she can sew it up can't she!!

She fetched me the needle and thread!

Such a clever little Titty!